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“Very important - we need tequila (less than $20/bottle for standard size please) liquor stores close @ 7pm so go in afternoon & $10 to the gas tank - will reimburse tonight. Let me know u got the text and the tequila.”
— Lee, via text, who URGENTLY needed me to buy a handle of tequila this afternoon. Yup.
Let's Sue
- Arlene: Did you ever take the medicine Accutane?
- Me: No
- Arlene: There was a huge class action suit against the company... they r payihng out money to the victims.
- Me: but I never took it.
- Arlene: K just checking.
“I would just like to encourage everyone not to use Hydroxycut. It just makes you dizzy! If you want to be dizzy, take some antihistamines — or just whip your hair back and forth - that’s free!”
— Lee, on diet pills and Willow Smith
Big (Hair) Love
You may or may not know that Lee is a renown hairsylist, with a huge fanbase of…herself. Today is your lucky day, as she is offering this gem of hair advice free of charge. For more tips, please contact Lee personally.
“The secret to not having your hair in a big giant knot is ya gotta braid it before you go to bed. That’s what those prairie girls did, because it works! They didn’t want big nasty Rasta dreads, you know.”
So, if you’d rather look like Nicki on Big Love than Bob Marley, take this advice and run with it.
Well, Spit Doesn't Sting...
- Me: You spit in my eye!
- Lee: Well, there are worse things that could get in your eye, you know!
“I really like The Soup - that’s where I get my news from!”
— Lee, who is so over FOX and CNN
